Hey there.

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

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americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

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itsbeifongbitch:

my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes

gothic english beauty 

and insane homeless woman

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bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

(via sararachaelstyles)

earthnation:

i atually hate when u introduce two friends together and they became better friends with each other than you are with either of them

(via chrisynova)

sluttyoliveoil:

i may have a lot of stupid text posts but at least ive never made a story up for notes

(via wiggitywhacksack)

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(via samdesantisnt)

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via beta-fukawa)

indianchiefkeef:

old people are either super nice or the meanest people on earth there is no in between 

(Source: condommodel, via chrisynova)